Cronkite Assumes New Post

• His new representatives are pleased to announce that an agreement has been struck between the eternal soul of Walter Cronkite and Valhalla's leading source for news and information, the Ethereal News Network. Sources at ENN say Mr. Cronkite is set to begin his duties as anchor of the network's nightly "Flaming Boat of News" broadcast (rated number one in the eternal market) as the new season begins later this year. The agreement calls for the current anchor, Mr. Vidar Sonofodin, to move to the position of executive producer. In a prepared statement Mr. Cronkite allowed that he is eager to resume his familiar role as the second most trusted man in the Eddic afterlife. (Image courtesy wireimage.com)